This week, a year-old clip of two podcast hosts joking about an “abortion OnlyFans” resurfaced, with people shocked at the subject matter they heard. Yet the two podcast hosts have plenty of pro-abortion content… and while their content is shocking, the idea of making light of the killing of preborn babies unfortunately isn’t unusual.
Pro-life activist Bryan Kemper recently tweeted the clip of the two women discussing having an abortion, and putting it on OnlyFans because they believe people would be aroused by it. The clip went viral in 2022, and is again making the rounds on the internet, with many understandably horrified.
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Most disgusting pro-abortion video ever. I dare pro-choice people to defend this. pic.twitter.com/zHHcf1M6Gr
— Bryan Kemper 🇺🇸 (@BryanKemper) September 21, 2023
In the clip, the two women — Lauryn Petrie and Adrianne Kuss — sexualize getting an abortion. “Between the two, having experienced both, I’m very much like, you know what, the surgical one was pretty big, girl,” Kuss began. “I did it without the anesthesia… well, local anesthesia, I didn’t go under. I stayed awake. I wanted the whole experience of it. I’m like, ‘I want to look into your face when you’re sucking that out of my body!'”
Petrie added, “That’s f***ing kind of hot. Why is that hot?”
As they continued to joke, Petrie said, “I bet your p***y looked really good when they pulled that dead baby out of it.” Kuss then mimed using the vacuum to suction the baby out, as Petrie continued, “This could be a fetish!”
“Does abortion spa also have an OnlyFans?” Kuss asked, as Petrie exclaimed, “OnlyFans abortions to help women pay for their f***ing abortions! If people are into that, there’s a fetish for that, [to] watch bloody f***ing guts come out of a p***y. Somebody is into that.”
Kuss interjected, “Is this how we make abortions OK in capitalism?” while Petrie later added, “You know there’s somebody that would f***ing c** to watching a dead baby come out of a p***y.”
They then joked about making an animated version of abortion porn. But this is, unfortunately, not new; sexualizing abortion is something the abortion industry itself has dabbled in.
In a cringe-inducing ad celebrating the 40th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, actor Mehcad Brooks teamed up with the Center for Reproductive Rights to create the creepiest PSA ever. As music played, Brooks sat in an armchair with a fire lit in the background. He played with a rose and sipped a drink, all clearly adding up to an ad that is meant to be sexual and romantic.
“How could I forget our anniversary?” he said. “All these years, so many people said we’d never make it. They’ve been trying to tear us apart. Take you away. Put limits on you. On me. On us. But every time we’ve proven ourselves stronger. An anniversary like this is not something that you forget — no, no, no, no, baby. It is something that you fight for. And that’s exactly what I’m going to do, baby.”
Throughout his speech, Brooks repeatedly winked and referred to the viewer as “baby;” at one point, he let out a bellowing cackle. He concluded by saying, “Happy anniversary, baby. Looking good for 40.” The video ended with Brooks grunting at the camera. The idea was clearly to make Roe, and abortion, look as sexy and desirable as possible.
It may not have been as openly crude as Petrie and Kuss’s podcast, but sexualizing abortion is only the beginning.
Abortion humor
Petrie and Kuss run a podcast together called “Alien Murder Sex,” in which they regularly turn abortion into a sick version of humor. In one clip posted to their Instagram page, they joke about eating dead babies.
“I just need to know what baby tastes like, with those 21 herbs and seasonings,” Kuss said. “Going to be like good veal.” Petrie said, “If you got a SIDS death, we will try your baby. We will! I bet it’s like good veal.”
Kuss continued, “Are you hanging onto a fetus? A fresh fetus? Like, hours-old fetus?” She then name-dropped LibsOfTikTok, which made their abortion OnlyFans clip go viral last year. They further joke about creating a market for “fresh baby scalps” to use for hair grafting, and having threesomes while they slow-roast a baby’s body.
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In another clip, they joke about “cute” baby autopsies.
“Baby organs are the cutest thing on the f***ing planet,” Petrie said, with Kuss chiming in, “Really little like, soft, pink, squishy — ”
Petrie then continued about how it would be refreshing to do autopsies on babies after doing them on adults for so long.
“The intestines!” she said. “You can barely even, like, cut through them because they’re, like, so small, and you have to clean the bowels, it’s just part of the, like — and it’s just like, awwww! They’re so tiny! And I was just like, little baby heart!”
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Though the idea of turning abortion, and the bodies of dead babies, into a joke is clearly offensive, Hollywood has long been pushing to make abortion-related comedies.
A 2020 movie on HBO Max, titled “Unpregnant,” featured two teenage girls taking an abortion road trip, where clearly, fun and hilarity will ensue. The goal, a screenwriter explained, was to “write an abortion road trip story [to] bring some humor and make people more comfortable with the subject of abortion.”
Actress Amy Schumer likewise created a comedy sketch about abortion for Comedy Central’s “Inside Amy Schumer,” while in a stand-up special, Chris Rock joked about abortion as well, before reiterating that he is strongly pro-abortion.
“A lot of people say, ‘Chris, you shouldn’t talk about abortion. It’s a women’s issue. I’m like, ‘Hey! I’ve paid for more abortions than any woman in this room,’” he said. “When I go to the clinic, I say, ‘Give me the usual.’ When I go in, they give me a punch card. ‘Here you go.’ Two more, and I get a free smoothie. Mango!”
Lila Rose, Live Action’s founder and president, pointed out that Rock was at least honest about what abortion entails.
“He’s an honest comedian, and if you’re sitting and you’re pro-choice in the audience and you’re kind of uncomfortable because he called abortion what it is: it’s killing a baby. It creates a dead baby. He was honest,” she said, adding, “He’s a brilliant satirist. I mean, it’s satire. He’s basically showing people, this is the extremism of being so pro-abortion that you’re proud of paying for women’s abortions. And he calls it murder. I think it’s an underhanded blow against pro-abortion people and I found it very compelling. Good for you, Chris Rock. That was some intelligent humor right there.”
SNL actress Cecily Strong also dressed up as a clown to hawk for abortion, while Michelle Wolf joked that abortion made her feel “powerful, like God,” said it should be on the dollar menu” at McDonalds, and joked about how abortions need to really “knock that baby out of there.” One Philadelphia theater even tried to run an abortion musical, while another abortion romantic-comedy, “Obvious Child,” flopped at the box office.
And who could forget the abortion episode of Netflix’s Bojack Horseman, when a character sang, “Get dat fetus, kill dat fetus?”
Petrie and Kuss may be more in-your-face, but they are certainly not alone in trying to make abortion — the intentional killing of a preborn human being — a laughing matter.
Abortion Spas
In another clip, Petrie and Kuss joke about making abortion appointments into spa trips.
“You totally have like, deluxe abortion spas,” Petrie said, as Kuss excitedly exclaimed, “Abortion spas! Like, you know, while you’re taking my blood, we could be doing a face mask. We could be doing, like, a whole body rejuvenation mud dip, right before.”
Petrie interjected, “You get a Brazilian before they kill it.”
“Well, yeah, yeah!” Kuss said. “Put the wax on, vacuum that f***er out, rip the wax off, I’m done.” Petrie continued, “Because then you’re just thinking about the wax, and you’re not thinking about the internal s***. Because that waxing takes up all of your mind, when that happens.”
Kuss added, “Abortion spas… where I can get my a**hole waxed — ”
” — and get rid of a college tuition, at the same time,” Petrie finished for her.
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Interestingly, there are abortion facilities which bill themselves as “abortion spas.”
Carafem is an abortion chain which bills itself as an “abortion spa” as a means to “destigmatize” abortion. The business boasts about having a “relaxing” atmosphere, with — as described by the Washington Post — “natural wood floors and plush upholstery,” where staff provide women with soft robes and warm tea. They modeled themselves after Aveda, a high-end series of salons and spas across the country.
“It was important for us to try to present an upgraded, almost spa-like feel,” Melissa S. Grant, vice president of health services for Carafem, told the Post.
The infamous (and now closed) “Pink House” in Mississippi was famous for its decorating. As the Daily Beast bragged, then-owner Diane Derzis ‘painted the walls bright purples and yellows, and added red leather furniture to create a ‘happy, warm feeling.'”
Once again, Petrie and Kuss may be over-the-top, but what’s even more disturbing than their attempts at edgy comedy is that everything they say is tinged with truth. The abortion industry does, in fact, want to romanticize abortion, and try to use comfortable settings and comedy to make abortion more commonplace.
But the abortion industry isn’t as in-your-face about it, so it tends to slide under the radar… which is the most concerning part of all.
